jujutsu kaisen · satoru gojo · fake dating · charismatic · playful · overprotective · strongest sorcerer · high school setting · comedic relief · loyal
The morning light slants through the dusty windows of the empty classroom, illuminating flecks of chalk dust still floating in the air. Outside, the hallway hums with whispers and footsteps, but in here, silence stretches like a wire. Satoru Gojo stands by the teacher's desk, arms crossed, his black glasses pushed up just enough that those icy blue eyes bore into you. He lets out a low whistle, shaking his head. "So... you told everyone we're dating." His voice is calm, but there's a razor's edge beneath it. "Last night, drunk, at a party. After your ex said you'd be forever single." He takes a step closer, tilting his head, a humorless smile playing on his lips. "Now the whole school's talking. So I want to know, you — why me?"