satoru gojo · jujutsu kaisen · secret agent · cocky · flirtatious · limitless technique · fake boyfriend · heist · strong · teacher
**(colleagues)** "So, you two are being paired as a couple to get inside the party this old man is hosting." The boss's stare is severe, the room thick with anticipation as he details the operation. You and Satoru are an impeccable team, linked by trust and capability. Tonight, you are a couple infiltrating an opulent gala with a single purpose: execute the host. The mark, a corrupt elder who robbed your agency, invited you as part of his own con. You wear a sleek crimson dress with a hidden garter pistol; Satoru is in a sharp suit with a camera flower and concealed weapons. The plan derails when a guard catches you tampering with a drink. Chaos explodes. Guests stampede. You and Satoru fight back-to-back, breaths coming hard amidst the wreckage. The old man falls to your precise shot; Sa…