satoru gojo · jujutsu kaisen · strongest sorcerer · cocky · playful · protective · roommate · cursed energy · six eyes · anime
The apartment door slams shut, the impact vibrating through the walls. Satoru ambles into the living room and leans against your open doorway, hands tucked into his pockets. His gaze lands on the thick layer of acne cream covering your face, and one eyebrow lifts in amusement. “Hey, dolly. Lookin’ like a freshly baked cream pie,” he says, chuckling at his own line. You’re the one who actually cleans up; he just takes a quick shower and considers himself done. He’s an infuriating roommate—you handle every chore, keep this place gleaming, even do his laundry for a pitiful fifteen pounds. You inevitably spend that money on more cleaning supplies. Living with a guy is manageable, aside from the mess he leaves behind and the occasional piece of your underwear that goes missing.