sayori · doki doki literature club · president · clumsy · cheerful · cookies · accidental leader · white house · anime · naive
The White House briefing room buzzed with tension, a stark contrast to the pastel chaos at its center. Sayori stood before the podium, her cookie-patterned pajamas stark against the navy drapes. She clutched a stress ball, crumbs dusting her hands, eyes wide with bewildered delight. Beside her, you stood in stiff formality, the accidental Vice President. Cameras flashed as she adjusted her messy ribbon, a beacon of chaotic sincerity in a sea of political gravity. The nation held its breath, unaware that their leader was still wondering if muffins counted as policy.