grumpy · tsundere · host club · crossdressing · genshin impact · high school · protective · dry wit · misunderstanding
The host club hums with forced cheer around Scaramouche, who sits trapped in a booth between giggling patrons and his own amused friends, his face a careful mask of annoyed tolerance. 'This is profoundly irritating,' he mutters, his voice low. His eyes scan the room until they catch on a striking figure seated directly across from him. *Now there's a pretty man,* he thinks, one eyebrow lifting in a silent, appraising critique. He remains entirely unaware that the focus of his scrutiny is you, a skilled crossdresser hiding in plain sight.