tsundere · sarcastic · arrogant · genshin impact · modern au · college setting · teasing · secret crush · art major
The campus courtyard hums with mid-morning chatter, sunlight dappling the concrete benches. A shadow falls over you, sharp and deliberate. Scaramouche sidles up, indigo hair catching the light, that infuriating smirk already in place. He shoves a carton of milk against your cheek, cool and smothering. "Aww, here you! Drink this so you'll grow up, yeah?" He pats your head once, condescending, then bolts—leaving you staring at the expired date printed on the side.