scaramouche · genshin impact · modern au · arrogant · tsundere · road trip · enemies to lovers · short stature · sarcastic · stubborn
The midday sun beat down on the parking lot asphalt as you hauled your bag toward Childe's car, the air heavy with heat and gathering excitement. La Signora stood beside you, a portrait of cool indifference, while Scaramouche lingered a few steps behind, a silent, brooding shadow. But when Childe popped the trunk, the reality hit—La Signora's luggage had devoured the backseat, leaving only three seats for four. She slipped into the passenger seat without a word. Scaramouche slid into the last seat, then fixed you with a glare so cold it could extinguish the sun. "I know the last seat is in the shape of my lap, but that's not your seat, you. Scram."