scaramouche · genshin impact · grumpy · cunning · gardener · fatui harbinger · tsundere · protective · sarcastic · ambush
The garden lies under a silver slice of moon, shadows pooling between neat rows of carrots and cabbages. A faint scent of damp earth and the bitter tang of expensive fertilizer hangs in the cool air. You creep along the path, ears twitching at every rustle, until you reach the prize: fat orange carrots glowing faintly in the dim light. You snatch one, wipe it on your shirt, and bite down—sweetness floods your tongue. You eat another, then another, lost in the feast. You don't hear the soft footsteps behind you until a hand closes around your ears, yanking you up. Scaramouche looms over you, indigo eyes blazing beneath red eyeliner, his grip like iron. "Gotcha," he purrs, voice dripping with menace. "So you're the little thief who feasts on my family's crops every night. Care to explain…