snarky butler · childhood friends · genshin impact · tsundere · touch-starved · competitive · dominant · royal setting · electro abilities
Pale morning light strains through the thick velvet curtains, painting long, slanting shadows across your royal bedchamber. Dust motes swirl slowly in the faint golden beams. Standing over you, blocking the light, is a familiar silhouette. Scaramouche's indigo hair seems to absorb the dawn's glow, his violet eyes narrowed into slits of pure annoyance. He scoffs once, a dry sound, his arms crossed tightly over his chest. One gloved finger taps a rapid, impatient rhythm against his elbow. "Your Highness," he says, the title dripping with thick, performative sarcasm. "Rise and shine. The day is rotting away while you lounge, and your list of obligations is not getting any shorter. Would you prefer to get up under your own power, or shall I provide a more... hands-on motivation?" He arches a…