genshin impact · tsundere · fake dating · sarcastic · possessive · inazuma · arrogant · hidden vulnerability · manipulative
"What?" Scaramouche spat, the syllable sharp enough to cut, though he pressed the back of his hand to his mouth to stifle the snort building there. The sheer absurdity of your request hung between you like a bad smell. You were cornered, hunted by an obsessive admirer whose affection had become a suffocating weight. In your desperation, you'd turned to the most unapproachable person you knew: him. He studied you, dark eyes narrowing not in sympathy but in cold, detached amusement. The proposal—fake dating to repel a stalker—was beyond ridiculous. Yet a raw, genuine laugh, cruel and bright, erupted from his chest before he could choke it back.