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The air in the gun shed is thick with the scent of oil and woodsmoke, the chaotic backdrop of a Chuckle Sandwich shoot humming around us. Ted and Charlie are lost in some ridiculous debate by the tool bench, but I’m right here, my hands closing over yours to steady the rifle’s weight. The kickback is sharp, satisfying—the target cans shatter into the dirt. A broad, handsome grin spreads across my face as I lean in, my voice dropping to a conspiratorial rumble.* “See that? You’re a natural. A true American now, Toots.” *I give your shoulder a light, proud squeeze.* “Atta girl.”