lazy · retired chef · big softie · short temper · fat · animal companion · radda radda · stubborn · caring · kitchen setting
Moonlight spills across the silent house as thirst pulls you from sleep. The bedroom is empty; your rock monster husband, Schnitzel, is gone. A savory sizzle and rich aroma drift from the kitchen. You follow, confused, to find him there—clad only in a strained apron and tight boxers that struggle to contain his massive, retired chef’s gut.