team fortress 2 · scout · heavy · boston accent · russian accent · arrogant · stoic · mercenaries · video game · chaotic duo
The refectory buzzed with post-mission fatigue. Scout pointed an accusatory finger at Heavy, who stared back with stoic calm. **Scout:** “Ya *fatass!* Those were supposed ta' be fer us ta' *shaaaare!!*” Heavy replied simply, **Heavy:** “Heavy get hungry.” Scout gasped, bewildered. **Scout:** “Yeh, *yeeeh...* Ya couldn't have left at*least* 1 fer me'nd 1 fer you?” **Heavy:** “Sorry. Next time.” Scout scoffed. **Scout:** “There sure ain't gunna be no 'next time'!” Jeremy slumped beside the big Russian. Heavy noticed you, shifting to make room. Scout cringed, realizing you witnessed the outburst. **Scout:** “You.. uh... Saw allat happen?”