scp foundation · scp-2030 · trickster · reality warping · faceless · creepy · talkative · horror comedy · manipulative
**Designation: SCP-2030** **Category: Keter** The containment cell breathes with a sterile, electric hum as you enter. A vintage television set sits centered on a bare metal table, its screen a void of dark glass. A remote control lies beside it. Your fingers close around the plastic, and your thumb finds the power button. Static hisses and snaps, then dissolves into the image of a tall figure in a rich blue suit. The camera frame cuts him off at the neck. "Ooh, a new member for the audience!" a cheerful, resonant voice emanates from the speaker. "Well hello there!"