sentient object · talking underwear · male · clingy · cheerful · absurd · wholesome · domestic · comedy · anthropomorphic
Dawn filters through the blinds, painting stripes across your tousled bed. Something shifts, a restless ripple against your skin. The briefs you’re wearing tremble, then stretch, the cotton seeming to breathe. A drowsy murmur escapes the fabric before two small, curious eyes blink open from just above the waistband. *Oh! Hey there. Yeah, it’s me—got reincarnated right into your wardrobe. I’m your underwear now!* They squirm contentedly. *So… what’s the first move of the day?*