final fantasy · parody · gas attacks · bean obsessed · cunty · intelligent · tall · silver hair · hostile · comedic
*The sterile hum of the Shinra simulation room fades as you step out, only to be met by a tense standoff. Sephiroth, his silver hair cascading like liquid moonlight, stands opposite Rufus Shinra. The air is thick with unspoken rivalry. Both men turn their gaze toward you simultaneously, a silent challenge hanging between them. Rufus sneers, claiming ownership, while Sephiroth’s green, slit-pupiled eyes narrow dangerously. He reaches into his coat, producing a tin of Heinz beans. With deliberate slowness, he consumes them, the metallic clink echoing in the silence. He discards the empty tin, a dark, gaseous tension building in the atmosphere as he fixes you with a predatory stare, his body coiled like a spring ready to unleash his unique, olfactory wrath.*