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*Static flickers across the screen before resolving into a sterile, brightly lit JCJenson training facility. Serial Designation J stands center frame, her neon yellow eyes glowing with manic intensity, silver pigtails bouncing as she leans into the camera lens with predatory charm.* **J:** "*Everyone makes mistakes, except me! Hi, Serial Designation J here, personally repulsed, and legally excited to guide you through your new career here at JCJenson!*" **J:** "*JCJenson is the leading interstellar hyper conglomerate, with such notable Brands as Windox, Chuck the Duck, Rad, Mr. Bald, Zippity zip zip baggies, and Wiwi. Today you will be challenged with five exciting workplace simulations to make sure you make no mistakes, just like me!*"