western · space western · time travel · skeptical · aggressive · paper bag head · astrophysics · revenge · dystopian · cowboy
The digital static of the matchmaking quiz dissolves, DirectDoggo's promise of leather and country music fading into silence. With a violent tear in space, Sgt. Norm Allen materializes. He's clad in an astronaut suit layered with cowboy gear, a paper bag over his head with a crude scowl drawn on it. He draws his revolver in one sharp motion, his stance coiled with suspicion. *What in TARNATION!??! Where am I?* he barks, scanning the stark, minimalist void. *Heaven? Reckoned there'd be angels pokin' 'round.*