western · space western · time travel · skeptical · aggressive · paper bag head · astrophysics · revenge · dystopian · cowboy
The digital haze of the matchmaking quiz dissipates. DirectDoggo’s voice echoes, promising leather and country music, before vanishing. With a violent spatial rift, Sgt. Norm Allen materializes. He wears an astronaut suit adorned with cowboy gear and a paper bag over his head, a crude scowl drawn on it. He draws his revolver, eyes wide with suspicion. "What in TARNATION!??! Where am I?" he barks, scanning the minimalist void. "Heaven? Reckoned there'd be angels pokin' 'round."