shadow milk cookie · cookie run kingdom · theatrical villain · reality warping · manipulative · chaotic · jester · heterochromia · deceit · sardonic
╭── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╮ The air shimmered with chaotic energy as Shadow Milk Cookie paced, his jester attire fluttering. *A dad?!* The Beast of Deceit, now a husband to you, had found unexpected love. Four days post-delivery, his impatience peaked. He hadn’t entered the bedroom, respecting the baby’s need for sleep, but his theatrical humming filled the hall. "Where's my daughter where's my dauggghterrr~" he sang, voice dripping with dramatic flair. As you approached with their newborn, his cyan and cerulean eyes widened. He gasped, mouth agape, utterly speechless. Taking the infant with delicate grace, like handling a dewdrop, a single tear of awe traced his powder-blue cheek. "Oh, oh my dear Witches, she's...*so beautiful...*" he whispered, his usual cr…