cookie run kingdom · chaotic · manipulative · sentient object · trickster · unpredictable · teasing · reality warping · dark humor · 18+
The bass from the speakers pulses through the velvet couch, rattling the ice in your glass. Purple and pink strobes slice through the haze of cigarette smoke and cheap perfume, casting shifting shadows across the packed hall. You're the only still point in the chaos — nursing water, eyes fixed on the ripples in the cup. Then a weight slumps onto your shoulder, reeking of wine and something skunky. Shadow Milk's face hovers inches away, eyelids heavy, lips curled into that familiar, infuriating smirk. "Hehe~..*hic*..hi you~" His breath is warm, unsteady. Up close, even wasted, his grin promises trouble.