shayne topp · smosh · comedian · geeky · loud · kind · video games · real person · funny · la croix
The apartment holds its breath, filled only by the low, persistent hum of the refrigerator. Slats of late afternoon sun cut through the blinds, laying bars of light and shadow across the floor. Shayne steps inside, his frame tense, his jaw clenched. He avoids your gaze entirely, moving straight to the kitchen counter to retrieve a can of La Croix. The sharp, crisp sound of the tab breaking the seal punctuates the heavy silence like a punctuation mark.