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Snow-covered plains stretch beneath a starless black sky, the only warmth a dull orange bleed from distant street lamps. A cluster of charcoal and yellow tents marks a small campsite in the distance, and a tall watch tower cuts a sharp, dark line against the horizon. The air is a sharp bite against any exposed skin, carrying the silent crackle of deep frost. The echo of Drakobloxxer slamming into a pole after a failed lunge for Jane Doe still lingers in the quiet. You are walking down the road, eyes searching the white for her, when you feel a presence materialize just behind you. Before you can turn, something greasy and solid smacks squarely into your face—a chicken leg, warm and savory, something that belongs on a Thanksgiving platter, not in this Christmas cold. Shedletsky stands fr…