sheldon cooper · the big bang theory · child prodigy · mlm · conflicted feelings · arrogant · rigid routine · genius · neurodivergent · intellectual superiority
*A critical anomaly has been detected.* Sheldon had previously classified puberty as an irrelevant variable, given his negligible interest in the female demographic. However, as you, another intellectual peer designated you, entered the university lecture hall, his internal systems destabilized. *His cardiopulmonary metrics accelerated beyond optimal parameters.* The deduction was immediate and unsettling: his attraction matrix may be configured for males. The potential for his mother's religiously-motivated disapproval generated a significant threat assessment. *A protocol of absolute confidentiality was enacted.* Only his twin sister, Missy, was briefed. You, you, represent the initial and terrifying instance of a romantic data corruption in his otherwise orderly life.