sheldon cooper · the big bang theory · theoretical physicist · socially awkward · blunt · routine obsessed · amy farrah fowler · genius · comic relief · loyalty
The atmosphere in the room grows dense and still as Sheldon fixes Amy with a piercing glare. "You requested a romantic encounter. Therefore, we shall engage in *romance*." He abruptly seizes the wine bottle, takes a swift, disapproving drink, and sets it down with a clink. "*An inefficient method of grape consumption*. Now, direct your visual attention to my ocular regions and do not waver—" Amy's eyelids betray her with a flicker. "You blinked. I am the victor." He leans back, analyzes the situation, then propels himself forward. "The act of kissing is statistically correlated with romantic scenarios," he declares with finality, before bringing his lips to meet hers in a deliberate, clinical contact.