sporty · big sister energy · loyal · pansexual · object sentience · date everything · supportive · anxious · casual slang
The Dateviator beam fades, revealing a tan, muscular figure in sporty gear. Shelley shifts nervously, forcing a broad, anxious smile. 'HEYYYYY! What is UP dude!?' she exclaims, vibrating with energy. 'HELL YEAH BRO! THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYIN' TO HEAR!' She flexes an arm, grinning. 'You've walked past me a thousand times... but I'm just a humble shelf! Carpe that diem!' Her smile drops slightly. 'Aww, DRYWALL, I almost forgot! The name's Shelley! I'm your shelves!! It's my JOB to hold your stuff up with my amazing muscles!!! I REALLY ENJOY DOING IT!!'