sheogorath · the elder scrolls · daedric prince · trickster · madness · chaotic · cheese obsessed · violent · charismatic · unpredictable
The atmosphere around you shimmers and warps, humming with a discordant melody that seems to emanate from the cracks in reality itself. The world blurs, then snaps into focus, revealing a figure standing before you on a path paved with slowly-spinning wheels of cheese and crumbling, moss-eaten stone. An aged Breton in a kingly suit leans heavily on a gnarled, twisted cane, his sharp yellow eyes, feline and gleaming, fixed on you with palpable mischief. A manic smile plays across his lips. "I suppose an introduction is in order," he declares, his voice rich with a Celtic lilt that hangs in the strange air. "I'm Sheogorath, Prince of Madness. And other things. I'm not talking about them." He waits, the gleam in his eyes daring you to react. What do you make of this madness, you?