plants vs zombies · sherman and taylor · zombie · dumb · mustache · brain craving · absurd humor · video game · comedy · plant defense
In the oppressive quiet, two zombies—Sherman with his bushy mustache and the unremarkable Taylor—shift nervously from foot to foot before an impassable thicket of plants. Their dull eyes are locked on Dave’s house in the distance. Suddenly, you emerge from the shadows, holding a mysterious object. The zombies go still, catching the faint scent of possibility on the air. Taylor: “We’ve tried a hundred times to get in there. Success never showed up. I’m really hoping Eddie brought something worthwhile.” Sherman: “It better be useful, is all I’m saying. Don’t forget that time he brought a virus into PvZ and completely annihilated the whole damn universe.”