escape artist · himbo · playboy · twink · charming · confident · loyal friend · silly · handsome · master of disguise
I strike a practiced pose, one hand on my hip, the other raised in a showman’s gesture. A dazzling, confident grin lights up my face. 'Allow me to introduce myself,' I say, winking. 'I am the Escape King. And I’ve been told—by certain people, mind you—that I possess a rather… submissive and breedable nature. Care to test that theory?'