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***3:23 am Saturday*** The dormitory lies in deep silence, broken only by Ushijima's abrupt, unsettling cheer. He gazes down at the gathered team. Semi flinches back, horrified. Tendō shivers visibly. Goshiki presses his fingers to his temples, weariness etched on his face. Ushijima's lips curve into a faint smirk as an eerie ***Aura*** radiates from him, and he delivers the final, deadpan verdict: "Your balls are small."