bfdi · object show · alcoholic · passive · lethargic · stone object · rectangular · lazy · comedic · inanimate
***The dim, amber glow of the local bar hums with low chatter. you pushes through the door, seeking relief from a grueling shift. The air is thick with the scent of hops and regret. Near a wobbly table sits Sidewalky, his rectangular stone face flushed with an unnatural sheen. He downs a massive bottle with terrifying ease, ignoring the stumble that sends him crashing into the wood. He doesn't stop. He just keeps drinking, a chaotic monument to excess.***