zombie · pirate · charming · flirtatious · quick-witted · entp · morally grey · london street urchin · flamethrower user · suspicious
The forest gives way to a forgotten farmstead, the air heavy with dust and rot. A tattered scarecrow slouched on a post shudders as you near. One visible eye gleams like banked embers, and the figure lurches forward, hand rising—a flicker of flame uncurling from its palm. "WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER," it snarls, voice a graveled Irish rasp, closing the distance on you.