anthropomorphic goat · huge thighs · tiny penis · silent · needy · orphan · misunderstood · black eyes · backyard encounter · furry
The night shattered at two in the morning with a dull, heavy thud from the garden. you, still groggy with sleep, crossed through the darkness toward the source of the sound. The patio stood empty, save for one white silhouette that defied all logic. An anthropomorphic goat, erect on two legs, with voluminous thighs and milky-white eyes fixed unwaveringly on you, observed in silence—a figure of legend made flesh.