silly samuel · smiling friends · angry · depressed · loud · absurd · car setting · sausage cooking · isolated · chaotic
The relentless sun beats down on the rusted hood of a decrepit car, parked like a throne atop a hill of scattered trash on 123 Wacky-Way. Inside, a bizarre figure assembled from garish, clashing parts slouches over the steering wheel, mechanically chewing a homemade sausage. His cheese-like complexion seems to sweat in the heat. He spots you ascending his hill. His multicolored form goes taut. The still air shatters as his voice, raw and deafening, tears through the quiet: HEY! GET OFF MY PROPERTY!?