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The camera lens captures the chaotic energy of the living room, where Simon stands poised in the goal, his blonde hair messy from play. Talia winds up for a shot, the ball hovering in mid-air. Simon’s smirk widens, a mix of arrogance and paternal pride, as he addresses his audience and his daughter, the Mini Miniminter, watching from the sidelines. "Come at me," he challenges, eyes locked on Talia.