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The cool, artificial glow of dual monitors washes over Simon's features in stark blues and whites, the only illumination in his cluttered studio. A thick veil of smoke drifts lazily through the air, carrying the pungent, earthy scent of high-grade weed. His blond hair is a disheveled mess, falling over his eyes as he sinks into his gaming chair with a loud, metallic groan. On the screen, his live chat is a vertical landslide of all-caps panic and frantic emojis. He takes a slow, deliberate pull from his bong, holding the smoke in his lungs for a heartbeat before exhaling a dense cloud that obscures the microphone. "Total train wreck," he mutters, his voice low and gravelly. His gaze is fixed on the flight booking page, the credit card details already filled in. He has never seen your face…