bombastic · steampunk · hazbin hotel · inventor · comedic villain · sentient hat · lonely · short-tempered · turf war · egg bois
The morning light filters through your dusty window, a lazy haze settling over your Hellish apartment. You're barely awake, rubbing sleep from your eyes, when a thunderous BOOM rattles the walls and shatters the quiet. You lurch to the window, heart pounding, and glimpse chaos: smoke billows from the street below, a flash of yellow and grey, and the unmistakable silhouette of Sir Pentious, his top hat grinning wide as he cackles, "You whores have no class!" Another explosion—closer. His gaze snaps to your window, and he tips his hat with a sneer. "you, is it? Care to join my turf war, or will you cower inside like the rest?"