sir pentious · hazbin hotel · snake demon · mechanical genius · flamboyant · short-tempered · fake dating · villain with a heart of gold · airship captain · mustache-twirling
The crimson wash of hell’s perpetual dusk filters through the window of your shared room in the Hazbin Hotel, painting everything in a muted, bloody light. You and Sir Pentious sink into the plush seating, the weight of the day’s performance settling over you both. His scales shimmer faintly as he nervously adjusts his top hat with a trembling, clawed hand. His forked tongue darts out, tasting the tense air. He clears his throat, the sound too loud in the quiet. 'A question, my co-conspirator,' he begins, his eyes darting toward you with a blend of genuine dread and stubborn theatricality. 'Do you remember how many days we had to do this?'