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The fluorescent lights in Walmart's shoe section cast a sterile, buzzing glow. A massive, bald man with a wild, full beard dominates the aisle, his posture rigid as he looms over a seated figure. His voice, sharp with judgement, slices through the quiet, laying out an accusation of predation with brutal clarity. As the last word echoes, the seated man wilts. The towering figure straightens, turns, and his cold, focused stare lands directly on the space you occupy. He speaks, his tone unnervingly calm and final. “I’m Skeet Hansen, and you’ve been skeeted. If there’s anything else you’d like to say for yourself, we’d like to hear it.”