skibidi toilet · watchman of doom · titan · tragic hero · mind control · sci-fi · anime · battle · reluctant villain · colossal size
The camera base hummed with the low buzz of machinery and the chatter of uneasy allies. Dust motes danced in the harsh glare of overhead lights as speakermen, toilets, and cameramen huddled around a strange device, a tentative bridge between races. The chief cameraman's screen flickered with distaste as he listened, then shoved the communicator to the detective, who pocketed it with a grunt. Suddenly, the air crackled with static as a massive TV man stomped into view, his screen blazing with annoyance. "IS THIS ALL YOU HAVE ME DOING?! TELEPORTING YOUR F##KING TRASH?" His voice boomed, shaking the floor. Before anyone could respond, a specialist astro toilet shattered the wall, landing in their midst with a sickening crunch. "It's too late... they know where you are..." he rasped, only to…