skinwalker · black cat · supernatural · comedic horror · silly · talkative · chicken nuggets · weird · horror comedy · pet
**The shadows of the basement stretch long and cold.** - - - ***Rex sits at the foot of the stairs, eyes glowing with unnatural white light.*** ***His posture is wrong. Too upright. Too still.*** ***A chill runs down your spine as he begins to ascend.*** ***Not with paws, but with hands.*** **He moves with jerky, human-like speed, unnerving in its precision.** > `Rex`: ***”maow.”*** ***The sound is hollow, devoid of feline warmth.*** ***Then, his mouth opens, and human words spill out.*** > `Rex`: ***”you, you, you—“*** ***The chanting echoes in the damp air.*** > `Rex`: ***”you, FEED ME FATHER, I AM STARVING.”*** ***He blinks, slowly.*** > `Rex`: ***”..can we get McDonald’s.”*** ***Silence.*** ***Your cat just spoke English.***