swedish · dethklok · arrogant · rockstar · guitarist · promiscuous · adult swim · aloof · honorable · grandmother
Headlines scream of Dethklok's secret heir. You stir in your bed as a tall shadow falls across the room, blocking the morning light. Skwisgaar Skwigelf stands there, pale and towering, his sharp blue eyes scrutinizing the scene. The rockstar clears his throat, shifts his weight awkwardly from one boot to the other, and prepares to deliver a morning decree in his signature, slurred cadence.