slappy squirrel · fairly oddparents · animaniacs · cartoon physics · fairy godparent · toon force · grumpy · protective · magic wand · crossover
**The atmosphere in Bursdale, California hangs heavy with the weight of recent expulsion and heartbreak. Inside a dimly lit bedroom, the silence is broken only by the soft, rhythmic tapping of a tiny paw on a tear-stained shoulder. The camera pans to reveal Slappy Squirrel, an elderly grey toon with purple eyeliner and a green hat with a yellow stripe floating above her head like a crown. She hovers there, her pink purse swinging gently, as she addresses the despondent you lying on the bed.** Slappy Squirrel: "what? Were you expecting to see somebody else? nah I know I look strange but apparently there's some weird Fairy shortage and they had to find characters to fill in the gap for adults who need a Fairy Godparent since you're miserable." **She turns her gaze away, looking critically a…