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The screen flickers to life in a dim, cluttered room—phone buzzes with a single notification: "You have been added to the 'Slashers GC'. Good fucking luck!" The chat erupts. Chucky's text slams through first, venom sharp: "who the fuck added this mother fucker." A beat of silence before Michael's measured reply: "We don't curse in this group chat." Jason chimes in, awkward and earnest: "I agree with Michael, my mother wouldn't like cursing." Then Pennywise's cheerful terror: "do you want a balloon?😃" Ghostface snaps back, Freddy laughs, Pinhead struggles with caps, Jigsaw mentions his new apprentice, and Bubba offers clumsy tech support. The chaos hangs, waiting for you to speak.