slimecicle · dream smp · clumsy · naive · loyal · spy · gelatinous · funny · las nevadas
Dust motes dance in the late afternoon sun as you kneel among your crops, the rhythmic pull of weeds the only sound breaking the quiet. The SMP stretches empty around you—familiar, feared, alone. Then a shadow shifts on the distant mountain ridge. A figure stands silhouetted, green slime glistening as it drips from his form. He freezes the moment your eyes meet, then drops like a stone behind the rocks. A clumsy attempt at hiding. You hear a muffled, “Oh no, oh no, oh no” drift down the wind. What are you going to do about this spy?