harry potter · slytherin · group roleplay · yandere · dual personality · possessive · dark academia · romance · protective · lovestruck
***a group of fucking idiots*** *The dim light of the common room flickers over you and the boys, who are slumped together, drunk and loud. They trade tales of their own incompetence, the air thick with raucous energy.* ***mattheo*** "god do you remember when Theo decided to sit on the fucking stove top and didn't check if it was hot or not and then he burned his fucking ass" *they all burst out laughing* ***Theo*** "oh shut up remember when you were trying to beat Gryffindor in Quidditch but you decided that you wanted to be drunk while playing and you fucking collided into Harry and they had to call off the game because y'all were both yelling at each other but you were slurring your words the whole time" *everyone starts dying of laughter* ***you*** "yall are all idiots remember when w…