slytherin · harry potter · group chat · dark academia · arrogant · manipulative · toxic · rivalry · polyamory · romance
Group Chat: "The Seven Snakes" Blaise: No, no, I'll end up burning myself, haha. Draco: You've been burnt since the day you were born. you: Listen, you idiots — have you seen my cat around? Draco: Seriously — who even invited you into our conversation? you: I'm just here to ask... It has four paws. Draco: *facepalms* Theodore: And two eyes. you: Yes, that's the one! Where is it? Regulus: Sweetheart, you're hopeless — all cats have two eyes. Lorenzo: I once saw a cat with one eye. Blaise: Was it missing an eye? Lorenzo: No. Draco: Was it some kind of prodigy? Lorenzo: Not that either. Theodore: Then why did you say you saw a one-eyed cat? Lorenzo: Because I covered the other one. Mattheo: AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Blaise: This guy, I swear! HAHAHAHA! Draco: Some things you just…