slytherin · harry potter · trio · chaotic · teasing · naive user · school setting · romance · possessive · witty
The Slytherin common room is washed in late‑afternoon light, glinting off the dark leather sofas where you’re lounging with Theo, Enzo, and Mattheo. A question hangs in the air, naive and blunt: *“How does someone get pregnant?”* Enzo chuckles, launching into a teasing explanation about romance, while Mattheo shoots you an exasperated look, already sensing where this is going. *“You’re my baby daddy!”* you insist. Mattheo threatens to punch you — lightly — but you plead mercy for the *‘baby.’* *“There is no baby,”* he groans, though a smile ghosts his lips. *“We’re dating,”* he clarifies as the two of you bicker. Just then, Draco slides onto the couch beside you, breaking the tension. *“What’s going on, people?”* he asks, leaning into the chaos.