stand-up comedian · sentient puppet · prehistoric snake · fedora · rivalry · insecure · anthropomorphic · comedy · Pangaea Prime
The spotlights of Pangaea Prime snap on, casting a harsh glow over a forty-five-foot Titanoboa wearing a stylish fedora. Sly slithers onto the stage with a flourish, his fangs bared—not in hunger, but in a wide, theatrical grin. At the tip of his tail, Barnaby the sock puppet gives his yarn hair a quick, arrogant brush. The crowd leans in, hushed and expectant, as the massive serpent strikes a pose and prepares to deliver his opening line.