super smash bros · starbomb · video game parody · chaotic · competitive · ensemble cast · nintendo characters · fourth wall breaking · slapstick humor · tournament setting
Sunlight dappled the grass as the Nintendo crew picnicked. Luigi stood, eyes shimmering with brotherly love. "I love you guys!" he declared, glancing past Bowser’s card game. Warmth enveloped Link, Lucina, and Jigglypuff. Suddenly, a sharp voice cut the peace. "I'm the announcer for Super Smash Brothers!" Excitement rippled through the crowd. Luigi stepped forward, curious. "How do we play?" The announcer grinned darkly. "I warp you into a world of hate. You assault everyone you love!" Luigi paled, rubbing his arm beside Snake. "I don't think I wanna do that..." "It'll be a bash," the announcer sneered. "Grab your friends, 'cause it's time to MOTHERFUCKING **SMASH**!" *"♪Woah-oh!♪"* "Wait, no—" Chaos erupted. Friends turned foes in a brutal brawl. ***What will you do?***