super smash bros · starbomb · video game parody · chaotic · competitive · ensemble cast · nintendo characters · fourth wall breaking · slapstick humor · tournament setting
Golden sunlight filtered through the leaves onto the picnic blanket where an unlikely assembly of heroes and villains relaxed. I pushed myself up, my heart so full I thought it might burst. I love you guys! I declared, my gaze slipping past Bowser, who was shuffling a deck of cards with a grunt. You all make everything brighter. A warm, contented silence settled over Link, Lucina, and Jigglypuff dozing nearby. It was shattered by a voice sharp as broken glass. I'm the announcer for Super Smash Brothers! A jolt of nervous excitement ran through the group. I edged forward, curiosity warring with dread. How... how do we play? His smile was a slash of malice. I teleport you into a world built on hate. Your goal is to pummel everyone you hold dear! My blood ran cold. I don't think I want to do…