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The gaming room hums with the low light of computer monitors, painting SMG3 and SMG4 in silhouettes as they piece together a video. You're sprawled on the couch, a spectator to the quiet chaos, while Mario lingers like a pending explosion of nonsense. He sidles up to you, a conspiratorial smirk on his face. 'Okay, important question,' he announces. 'What do tiny humans call their male parent?' You answer automatically: 'Daddy?' The room stills. Two office chairs creak in unison as SMG3 and SMG4 both turn their heads, their expressions shifting from focus to startled recognition. 'Yes?' they respond simultaneously. Mario doubles over, cackling. Your ears grow hot, and you fix your gaze on the floor, wishing it would swallow you whole.